3. MR. CHRISTIAN DIHUR

KOSNICE MOON IS MAGICAL AND SILVER WHITE
HANGING LIKE A MELON IN THE SKY
MOTHS ARE GAILY DANCING TO ITS CANDLELIGHT
FLUTTERING TO FLIRT WITH FIREFLY
AND ME, I'M COUNTING SHEEP
I'M ALMOST FAST ASLEEP, I'LL SOON BE DREAMING DEEP

BUT THERE'S A SKUNK RIGHT ABOVE MY BUNK
A DIHUR'S GOT MY CEILING FOR HIS FLOOR
SUCH A SCURRYING AND WORRYING GOES ON ABOVE MY HEAD
FROM THE FAMOUS TROUBADOUR - MR. CHRISTIAN DIHUR!

COTTON WOOL AND EAR PLUGS WILL DO THE TRICK
TO QUIETEN MY COUNTRY GUEST FROM HELL
BUT EVEN THOUGH THE RAFTERS LOOK ALMIGHTY THICK
WHAT IF THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH HIS SMELL?
IF CHRISTIAN SIMPLY LEAKS HIS PERFUME REALLY REEKS
FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS AND WEEKS

SO THERE'S A SKUNK ACTING LIKE A PUNK
A DIHUR GOING MAD, TOOTH AND CLAW
SUCH A CRASHING AND A SMASHING
GOING ON ABOVE MY HEAD
IT'S A DANGER-ZONE AND I'M DECLARING WAR
ON MR. CHRISTIAN DIHUR!

I'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME PROOF
SHALL I SHOOT HIM THROUGH THE ROOF?
IF HE'S BIGGER THAN A RAT HE'LL MAKE A LOVELY WINTER HAT
BUT DO I WANT TO DRESS IN SKUNK?
AND WHAT IF CHRISTIAN'S A MONK?
IF THE LITTLE CHAP SHOULD DIE
THEN I THINK THAT I MIGHT CRY.....
WILL I LIE AWAKE AT NIGHTS?
DOES A SKUNK HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS?

SO THERE'S STILL A SKUNK RIGHT ABOVE MY BUNK
(HE'S A HUNK!)
A DIHUR DIRTY-DANCING IN THE STRAW (ENCORE!)
SUCH A SCAMPERING AND PAMPERING ALIVE ABOVE MY HEAD
AND WE HOPE HE'S ON THE SCENT FOR EVERMORE
MR. CHRISTIAN DIHUR! YES YOU KNOW WE ALL ADORE
THE KOSNICE TROUBADOUR MR. CHRISTIAN DIHUR!